I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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