Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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