you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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