Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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