what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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