Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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Slow dancing with the chandelier.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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