All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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