It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I just want to make out with him forever
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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