I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
false alarm. still invincible.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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