Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
try to milk me bitch
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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