He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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