ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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