Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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