how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
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don't judge my taste in strippers
Come share oat with me in your robe
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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