i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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