I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
