chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Your mankini haunted my dreams.