Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

Its about making memories worth repressing

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(301): View more from Maryland

do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?

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(301): View more from Maryland

chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker

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(360): View more from Washington

I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.

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(913): View more from Kansas

He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.

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(847): View more from Illinois

But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football

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(727): View more from Florida

Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.

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