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• (912): View more from Georgia

  He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.

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• (510): View more from California

  Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.

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  You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.

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• (323): View more from California

  Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"

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• (407): View more from Florida

  After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!

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