I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.