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• (520): View more from Arizona

  chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  where are my pants?

  (1-219): View more from Indiana

  you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.

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• (516): View more from New York

  So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I feel like a color. Like a wavy color

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Your mankini haunted my dreams.

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