So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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