I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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