ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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