Tell her she can't have a vagina
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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