I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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