none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
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it was like a zeppelin in a condom
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
The ass gains better be worth it
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