it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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