he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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