Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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