He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
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