i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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