Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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