So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
