Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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