So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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