who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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