he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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