Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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