Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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