we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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