I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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