I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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