Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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