Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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