It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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