I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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