I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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