She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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