How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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