On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I'm really busy with my period
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