Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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