Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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