So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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