what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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