I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Acid is not a monday night drug
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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