You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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