What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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