you guys were way drunker than both of me
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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