I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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